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(07.09.11) Lame Joke of the Day:

Why did the cook get arrested?
Because he beat up an egg.

What kind of tree do fingers grow on?

A palm tree.

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(02.20.11) Lame Joke of the Day:

Did you hear about the circus fire?

It was in tents!

Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own?

Because it’s two tired.

When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

What do you call a donkey with ear muffs on?

Anything you want. He can’t hear you.

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

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(02.05.11) Lame Joke of the Day:

What are the oldest animals on Earth?

Zebra’s because they come in black and white!

Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

Because he had a horrible summer!

-THANKS AGAIN TGU!!!

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(01.09.10) Lame Joke of the Day:

What do u get when u cross a helicopter, a lift, and a rhino?

HELL-IF-I NO